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971 MENU reads year-round, and we are pleased to consider well-crafted, unpublished work submitted by any author (if it was posted to a blog, it is considered to have been published). We post five selections in each issue.

Surprise and delight. If it isn't interesting, it isn't anything.

Be serious, funny, real, clear, sharp, smooth. Don't go on and on. Remember that Chris Rock bit about words that cost $5,000 apiece. He said bullets--pretend he said words.

Tension. Character. Intelligent and sensitive. Reveal, causing readers to vibrate with thoughts and feelings. Stories resonate with readers. Ding.

Send us a story. We love stories. We eat them up.We accept all sizes and shapes. They can be fiction or nonfiction.

We occasionally publish things which are not stories, but not on purpose. These things are painstakingly-wrought and interesting.

971 MENU now considers work transmitted via the slick and secure Submishmash. Click here to submit your original work. (If you previously submitted work via email, it will still be read in the order received).

We try to respond within three weeks. If it has been two months since you submitted, please send a follow-up.

We can’t pay you. Sorry (seriously). UNLESS YOU WIN OUR CONTEST, that is.

971 MENU asks for exclusive electronic rights to your work for one month, and everlasting, non-exclusive electronic rights for inclusion in our archive.

Your work belongs to you. After it has run on the site, feel free to publish it elsewhere, but please mention the fact that it was first published here.

971 MENU loves you! Send questions, comments, praise or blame to: 971menu@gmail.com.


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